Dining Out

TripAdvisor currently lists 1,075 hotels and 16,890 restaurants in London.  To the best of our knowledge not a single one of these is clothing optional.  Just for fun, if we apply the 6% population finding from BN’s 2011 UK survey, we could expect 64 naturist hotels and over 1,000 naked restaurants, cafés and kebab shops.  I’m quite sure you can get a cup of tea and a hob nob whilst wrapped in a towel at various spas (using the broader definition), but I’m talking about going out for a nice meal with friends.  I want napkins, table service and perhaps an amuse-buche.  Is that too much to ask for?  Apparently it is. 

Our clothing sends out so many signals about who we are, or who we want people to think we are.  It is a barrier to a true understanding of ourselves and other humans.  Bare your skin.  That’s the real you.

You probably won’t find yourself dining in the buff at a Charlotte Street eatery anytime soon, but you might do in a club, a holiday resort or at home with friends.  I don't want you to be unprepared for the experience, so brush up on naked dining etiquette with this link, and remember, always sit on a towel and think twice before you reach over for the Daddy's sauce.

http://www.bonappetit.com/restaurants-travel/article/nude-dining-etiquette

A Dalston Pop-up

This Youtube video from Little Red Hen is a spoof report of the opening of a naturist pop-up café.  It mocks naturism in that all-too-familiar way.  Ha ha, a naturist.  The joke is on us.
http://youtu.be/ovdNXSSj-iQ

So here's the really funny thing.  I felt that I should be offended, but actually I laughed along, and then I thought, what a brilliant idea!  A naturist café is exactly what this city needs.  And we know that there would be no lack of customers.  We believe that there are 500,000 self-defined naturists in the capital alone, equivalent to a city the size of Manchester.  Imagine there wasn't a single place to get a cup of tea in Manchester, and then someone opened up a café.  It might just be successful.

One final word to the script writer.  If you do ever find yourself in a naturist pop-up café, and think you might be in danger of spilling hot tea on your lap, order the ice cold frappaccino, or something with a straw.

Proper Naturism

A question which consumes a good many column inches is what is or should be the true definition of naturism.

It is terribly important to some people that the right sort are encouraged and courted whilst the wrong sort are shunned and excluded. There is great anxiety that “proper” naturism will be brought into disrepute otherwise.

For example, some folk are greatly exercised by whether or not those people who join the World Naked Bike Ride can be considered genuine naturists. This is very strange because, as far as I know, no-one ever asks whether or not those same people are genuine cyclists.

If someone riding a bike is, by definition and whatever else they may also be, a cyclist, why is it not also the case, that someone who has chosen to be naked in a social but non-sexual context is self-evidently, at that moment at least, a naturist?

Who is welcome at our naked swim? Anyone who just wants to swim naked, be they a proper naturist or not.

Why does Naturist London exist?

We are a community of volunteers who promote and organise social naturist activities in London, supported and assisted by British Naturism. We believe in the benefits to mind and body that social naturism can bring and welcome the participation of all regardless of age, sex, sexuality, race, religion or disability.

Why does Naturist London exist?
Because we live in the largest city in Europe with a population of 8.3M people, yet there are very few facilities for naturists.  A British Naturism survey in 2011 found that 6% of UK respondents would define themselves as "naturist".  That means there could be 500,000 naturists within London.  The same survey found that 22% had swum naked at some point, which equates to  £1.8M skinny dipping Londoners.   

 http://www.bn.org.uk/articles.php/_/news/nearly-4-million-naturists-in-the-uk-r97

Our aims are practical.  We want to provide and support events so that London's sizeable naturist population can meet up and practice social naturism in a friendly environment.   the swim has been much more successful than we might have hoped, and using this success we have helped to provide assistance and promotion to others who wish to set up events or classes.  

We are not a campaign group, we don't evangelise, we don't need to convert anyone who doesn't want to be converted.  We believe that if we can find venues for social naturism, we will always be able to attract enough people to fill them. 

Why don't you have a gender quota at the swim like many established clubs do?

Because gender quotas are inherently discriminatory and have no place in the values of contemporary society. 

Why don't you have a membership system and vet new participants?

Why should we have any interest in keeping a database of personal details?  We work on the basis of trust.  We make it clear that our events are non-sexual and our punters understand that.  There is a fear in some quarters that any new person, when stripped of clothing, becomes a risk.  What nonsense.  If we provide the context, people respond to that and behave appropriately.